I'm a Vain, Sharp Dad

...after six months, all you can give us is 9 word...

2009-11-06T14:29:17.109Z

...after six months, all you can give us is 9 words???

Ooh, nostalgic for me too. What a lovely start to ...

2009-04-08T09:48:00.000+01:00

Ooh, nostalgic for me too. What a lovely start to the day.

Actually, it's also Catherine Tate, but SSsshhh!

2009-04-07T22:24:00.000+01:00

Actually, it's also Catherine Tate, but SSsshhh!

Good advice Fourstar.I hate Bono too - do you read...

2009-04-07T22:16:00.000+01:00

Good advice Fourstar.

I hate Bono too - do you read MissDeadline ?

It's your blog, you must do as you wish. People wi...

2009-04-07T22:10:00.000+01:00

It's your blog, you must do as you wish. People will read if they want to, but write for you, not them.

For me, it's been a heady mix of football and fatherhood and overheard conversations and geeky stuff and criticising the media and computer games and politics (once) and hating Bono (lots). But the moment I stopped to worry about the fact that my mum reads it, I wrote differently, and I didn't like it. So I write what I want now and if she finds anything offensive, she certainly doesn't mention it.

Go for your life, we're still here.

Really? I'm moving all that stuff to a 'sister' bl...

2009-04-07T21:39:00.000+01:00

Really?
I'm moving all that stuff to a 'sister' blog so I can shove it on there, if the mood takes me.

www.madpariahsdivan.blogspot.com

About bloody time.

2009-04-07T20:13:00.000+01:00

About bloody time.

I think this is the killer pic. And I vote "No".

2009-04-06T22:44:00.000+01:00

I think this is the killer pic.

And I vote "No".

I still can't decide.

2009-04-06T22:43:00.000+01:00

I still can't decide.

I love the bit at the end where the one guy laughs...

2009-04-06T16:56:00.000+01:00

I love the bit at the end where the one guy laughs at the other whose missus 'wins'!

My life has been meaningless without one of these....

2009-04-06T16:46:00.000+01:00

My life has been meaningless without one of these.

Predictably I'm not looking at her face.She has a ...

2009-04-06T16:04:00.000+01:00

Predictably I'm not looking at her face.

She has a wonky eye thing going on in a lot of them - it's hard to find a nice piccie of her in some ways. (I'm going off her a bit now I've had a closer look. And I think she looks more like Claudia Winkelman than anyone, there)

But she does still have nice wabs.

That picture is minging. The bottom half of her fa...

2009-04-06T13:15:00.000+01:00

That picture is minging. The bottom half of her face doesn't match the top half.

But full marks for the lovely David Tennant.

Sorry mate - all those tits just ain't my thing......

2009-04-03T21:36:00.000+01:00

Sorry mate - all those tits just ain't my thing...

Yes.Of course.Fussy lot aintcha.

2009-04-03T20:10:00.000+01:00

Yes.

Of course.

Fussy lot aintcha.

Or it could be the fringe, too...

2009-04-03T16:35:00.000+01:00

Or it could be the fringe, too...

If nowt else, it's nice to get a debate going.I th...

2009-04-03T16:33:00.000+01:00

If nowt else, it's nice to get a debate going.

I think it's her jaw myself. I think she's very pretty 90% of the time, but sometimes, she just isn't.

Yes. Some of the time.(I think she is in this phot...

2009-04-03T16:19:00.000+01:00

Yes. Some of the time.

(I think she is in this photo but often, not.)

Yes.(I think she is, but not in that photo...)

2009-04-03T15:09:00.000+01:00

Yes.

(I think she is, but not in that photo...)

Well I made my mind up about her a long time go.It...

2009-04-02T23:58:00.000+01:00

Well I made my mind up about her a long time go.

It's a definite yes.

Let's hope the remaining parts of this series are even better.

My husband thinks she looks like a cartoon dog. Ca...

2009-04-02T16:14:00.000+01:00

My husband thinks she looks like a cartoon dog. Can't remember which one.

Great boobs though, to be fair.

I can't make my mind up about her.One minute she's...

2009-04-02T12:10:00.000+01:00

I can't make my mind up about her.

One minute she's a curvy, sultry siren in the mould of Liv Tyler; the next she's a spacehopper-chested dork with the attraction rating of a 3-day old pork pie.

Simply don't know. More evidence required, doctor.

Yes, brilliant.

2009-04-02T00:24:00.000+01:00

Yes, brilliant.

Can't wait..

2009-04-02T00:04:00.000+01:00

Can't wait..

Aha, slightly more fun when I can see the pictures...

2009-03-29T17:10:00.000+01:00

Aha, slightly more fun when I can see the pictures :)

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